So listening to City fans go on and on about how good they are has driven me to do this ..

1. For two games in a row not one English player was fielded

2. You spend overr 100m on players

3. You spend 500m in 5 seasons

4. You claim the power in Manchester has shifted

5. You say Pellergrini is a top manager when singing about him in the cup final slagging him off and oh yes ye lost to relegated Wigan

6. You sing to Chelsea where were you when you were shit yet ye did the exact same thing

7. You claim Joe Hart is better than De Gea even though he messed up so many more times

8. Without Kompany your fucked

9. You sign players like Jack Rodwell and Scott Sinclair

10. You ruin players careers

11. Your manager looks like a nutsack

12.You sell young talent to buy expensive players

13. Your fans are shit

14. You cant fill a pub let alone the Etihad

15. Your stadium sold out once for a Robbie Williams

16. You have one legend in your history and he was a united player

17. You’re only where you are cause of money

18. You bought the league

19. The moon isn’t even fucking blue

20. You have a new squad every season

21. You claim the way you won your 1 title was better than our 13 not that we did the exact same in a champions league FINAL or anything

22. You sack a manager when he doesn’t win something

23. You claim Old Trafford is a shit hole when it has a 5 star rating where as the only 5 star thing about the Etihad is how clean it is cause its always fucking empty

24. You claim to be a big club .. no there are only 3 big clubs in England

25. Nottingham Forrest have won a champions league ye haven’t

26. You claim the Poznan is yours even though Poznan & Celtic have been doing it longer

27.You got rejected by Van Persie and Kaka

28.You claim we buy the league when you spent more in 5 years than Sir Alex spent in 26 years

29. You mock the Munich plane disaster yet a city person was on the plane and died

30. The only treble you will see is ours

31. 100,000 people turned up for your 1 title win 750,000 turned up to our 13th

32. I fucking hate ye

33. Etihad means United in Arabic you thick fucks 🙂

Ye will NEVER NEVER take over United now get over yourselves thick fucks!